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Issue Number 109: July 17, 2008
| Accidental Comic |
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This Year's Swimsuit Season Called Off
Finally the government has done something right.
Due to a sharp decline in the number of people with "bathing suit bodies," the
FCC (Fashion Crime Commission) has called off this year's swimsuit s...
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| 1,000 Miles from Nowhere |
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Legally Bland
GTMO - 5 DAYS IN CUBA - DAY TWO
NAME: JR BROW
POSTION TITLE: ENTERTAINER GS-11
DUTY STATION: MORALE, WELFARE AND RECREATION DEPT.
ORGANIZATIONAL ELEMENT: SUPPORT SERVICES
TDY PURPOSE: 4TH JULY...
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| From the Mouths of Babes |
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I'll Show You Nuts
I’m the chick who always puts her foot in her mouth. Sometimes I open my mouth, and the wrong words just come flying out. It’s a tricky gig being me, my brain and mouth don’t always operate on the sam...
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| Sports Junkie |
 | ESPY Awards
Every
year American viewers are overloaded with award shows for everything
from music to video games, which is why I personally think we could do
without the ESPYs. ESPN's award show for athletes ...
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| Will You Be My Guru? |
 | Office Policies & Procedures
Not to jinx anything, but it appears that I've finally encountered viable employment here on the West coast.
After months embroiled in a finance- and morale-sapping job search, I can say with due...
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| Thoughts from the Booth |
 | Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
(2008) Director -
Guillermo Del Toro; Starring - Ron Pearlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Seth
McFarlane, Luke Goss, Anna Walton, Jeffrey Tambor; Screenplay - Guillermo De...
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| Great Indoors |
 | The Great Insomnia Battle
I went for the
heavy thread count when I bought my fitted sheet at Higbee's last week. I
needed a sheet that I didn't have to break in, a sheet so buttery soft it might
have been manufactured by La...
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