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Issue Number 109: July 17, 2008
Issue Number 109: July 17, 2008
Inside Quirkee.com
Accidental Comic
This Year's Swimsuit Season Called Off
Finally the government has done something right. Due to a sharp decline in the number of people with "bathing suit bodies," the FCC (Fashion Crime Commission) has called off this year's swimsuit s...
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1,000 Miles from Nowhere
Legally Bland
GTMO - 5 DAYS IN CUBA - DAY TWO NAME: JR BROW POSTION TITLE: ENTERTAINER GS-11 DUTY STATION: MORALE, WELFARE AND RECREATION DEPT. ORGANIZATIONAL ELEMENT: SUPPORT SERVICES TDY PURPOSE: 4TH JULY...
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From the Mouths of Babes
I'll Show You Nuts
I’m the chick who always puts her foot in her mouth. Sometimes I open my mouth, and the wrong words just come flying out. It’s a tricky gig being me, my brain and mouth don’t always operate on the sam...
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Sports Junkie
ESPY Awards ESPY Awards
Every year American viewers are overloaded with award shows for everything from music to video games, which is why I personally think we could do without the ESPYs. ESPN's award show for athletes ...
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Will You Be My Guru?
Office Policies & Procedures Office Policies & Procedures
Not to jinx anything, but it appears that I've finally encountered viable employment here on the West coast. After months embroiled in a finance- and morale-sapping job search, I can say with due...
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Thoughts from the Booth
Hellboy II: The Golden Army Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) Director - Guillermo Del Toro; Starring - Ron Pearlman, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Seth McFarlane, Luke Goss, Anna Walton, Jeffrey Tambor; Screenplay - Guillermo De...
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Great Indoors
The Great Insomnia Battle The Great Insomnia Battle
I went for the heavy thread count when I bought my fitted sheet at Higbee's last week. I needed a sheet that I didn't have to break in, a sheet so buttery soft it might have been manufactured by La...
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Mr. Grieves
Mr. Grieves #28 Mr. Grieves #28
My grandmother died the other day......
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LuLu Eightball
My Time on the Inside My Time on the Inside
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The Flowfield Unity
A Terrible Pun A Terrible Pun
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